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1. June 2007

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Sorry for the late update guys, been very busy past weekend. First of all, my dearest got sick because of taking care of me and now i have to take care of her... hope that i don't get sick again and hope she will get well real soon!

Beside that, 2 of my buddies actually just changed their status to "Lou Chan" aka married man. One of them i've already mentioned in my previous post, ya... he's no one but SH.

Another buddy, Kam Fai just went to register with his wife on last Saturday morning at somewhere near Brickfield. I have to appologize here to Kam Fai because i'm not available to witness your wedding registration on that morning, sorry Kam Fai! At least i still manage to make it to your party at the same night. It was quite a enjoyable and pleasant night. Although i didn't manage to attend the registration, i still manage to view the process through the video that they took. It was a good lesson thanks to Ah Fai and his wife for showing us that video, this put an end to the day.

On last Sunday, I attended SH wedding dinner at Golden Dragon City Restaurant at Paramount Garden with my dearest. SH really know how to choose the date, the area are having pasar malam on that night and that makes the traffic suck, what makes it worst? It's the rain!!! >.<"

Finally arrived at the restaurant and settle down with table No.13. We've been seated by SH with most of my secondary classmate from 5p2. I'm so happy and touch to finally see most of my long lost friends after along while. But because of that also, I've found the distance that built up all these while among us, I felt a gap between all of us that night, maybe its just only me or you guys felt that as well?? I've no idea..... but maybe this is just reality. We're all now busy with each other life, busy of making money, busy with works and also busy with planning the future. And because of different lifestyle, we can't really gather much like we used to have. Sigh! Ok, back to the dinner.. awwww, i still can feel that hunger until now. We've waited for almost 2 hours for the dinner to begin. The dinner started as usual by a MC to shower the new couple with all the blessing and idiom.

Let's talk about FOOD now!! They served 8 dishes in total and i can say that the food its actually ok, or should i say its actually better than some of the hotel food. At least it worth for keeping my stomuch empty and lonely for almost 2 hours.

Beside the food, another highlight was the karaoke session. Ben's father, Mr. Lee with his humorous song " Ni Zhen Mei Li" and also SH's sister with her undeniable voice makes it a remarkable moment of that night. I never knew his sister can sing like someone from the opera until that night. The lyrics of "Ni Zhen Mei Li" is really hilarious and we all can't stop laughing when the song plays, too bad i can't manage to find the song and not even the lyrics, damn!!!

The climate of the night arrive when the couple take turns to toast to every guest of the tables. It's the nightmare for SH when it comes to Choon Liang's and some of the drinking expert's table(See Teck, Wen Han and etc). They actually mixed liquor, wine and beer in 1 full glass especially for SH.. Hahaha... after few rounds of "struggling", SH finally can't stand it and on the table he goes. He keep shouting for more after he KO, maybe that's what drunk people always do.

The wedding dinner then ended with the bridegroom KO and was carried away back to his new nest in the rain...


Yaya... i know.... no pictures again... what a boring blog....... geeezz :( I can't help it..... those who took the pictures that day please share with me if you can, Thanks!

Anyway, thanks to those who still willing to read until here although it's so long-winded and dull. Arigatooooooo!!!!!!!

"RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!" *my hand phone ringing"

Me: hello.... Zzzzz?? *yawn*

C.Liang: Hello? you still sleeping? you suppose to pick me up and we have to arrive at SH's house at 9!!!!!!

Me: W...h...a..t????? No one inform me about this also??

C.Liang: Argh.... can you arrive at my place at 8:30am? wait, its already 8:45! ZzzzZz, can you come now???

Me: Ok ok, i go and prepare now, very fast ok?

C.Liang: Ok, faster weay!!!!!!!!

After i dropped the call, i flew to the toilet and had my quickest wash-up ever, gosh!!

Ironed my shift and i'm ready to go!! argh wait..... forgot something, wax my hair first!

Ok, leng zai enough! grabbed my car key and jump on my blackie... *My Black Myvi... =P*

Destination: C.Liang's house
ETA: 10 mins

All set....good to go....... **POOF**!!!!!

Arrived at C.Liang's house! *Fast le, ngek*

"Beep, Beepppppppp....!!!" *Wa, still don't want to come out ar, pang sai again mer??*

*Get down fr blackie*

"Choon Liang!!!!" , then i saw him walking out from his house steadily...

me: "Wah, so steady ar, i thought we have to arrive at 9???"

C.Liang: "I think we no need to go SH's house d, too late.... we will wait for them at a place"

me: "Oh, ok..... -_-" *Bastard, say early maaaaaaa...... muahaha!! jkjk"

We then drove to somewhere near the bride's house and wait for them. While waiting for them, we went nearby to get 2 "char siew bao" to feed our poor stomuch.

C.Liang: Neh, they coming already!!!!!!!!
Me: okies, let's go!!

Soon Keat then stop by and pass me some stuff to decorate my blackie! A ribbon and a heart shape sticker!

Blackie: Awwwww! get that off me, so fugly!!!!!!!
Me: I know laaaa but what to doooo, Heng dai's big day wooooooooooo!!!
Blackie: Oh, ok lo.... sob.... :(

Ok, finally we arrived at the bride's house.
Something funny happen suddenly, SH jumped down from the car as soon as it stop.

Chee Hong: WTF r u doing ??? get back in to the car!!!!
SH: *Blur* Why har??
Chee Hong: You have to wait for someone to open the car's door for u la, u idoit!!! hahaha

*not sure both of them got such conversation or not, i crapped it out by myself... haha!*

Seems like SH too desparate and can't wait anymore!!!!!!!!! Ok, he then get bk inside the car and someone finally came out and open the door for him.

C...h...o...n...g.... ar!!!!!!!!!

Open the doorrrrrrrrrr.........!!!!!

"Bang, Bang, Bang" *banging on the gate*

SH shouted while banging on the gate, suddenly those Ji Muis appear out of no where!

Ji Muis: Please sign on this contract first!!!

SH: What's this????

Ji Muis: Just sign laaaaaaaa!!!!!

*SH signed on it even he not really sure what's that because he can't really read chinese*

SH: Ok, Kao tim already, faster let me in!!!!!!!!

Ji Muis: Ngek ngek, now that u have signed the contract which u agreed to let u and ur Heng dai play by us, let's play!!

And then those Ji Muis passed out a milk bottle with lemon juice, a glass of bitter gourd juice and that's all!!!! Ji Muis u all sux!! haha shoud make him suffer more... too easy to let him get over this! hahha... but after that, they manage to make SH to perform his most talented skill, ballet dance for awhile... well done Mary, we are proud of you!!! Muhahahah!!!

*SH: If I photoshop ur face to this body, hehe!! sure look great!!*

After some chit chat, and its already time to bring his wife back to their house!

Ok, its seems like i'm getting too detail about this!! grr, let's cut the story short!! I lazy to type and i know u are lazy to read as well!! Ok, here goes!

Arrived at SH's house.
Completing the Normal procedures for bringing the bride home, pray, kids jump on the new couple's bed, tea-drinking and etc.
Chit-chat, jokes, taking pics
Get angpow from auntie for being Heng dai or Ji Mui
Bride throw the flower banquet and the desparate 1 fight for it
*San Band*

Conclusion: Sorry SH , I know i'm not a good Heng Dai, didn't stand up when you are force to do all the act, but its your wedding man!!! DO IT and show how much you love her, muaahaha!!! we Heng dai is just to back you up and give u moral support only!!! and to take care of those ji muis if they are applicable automatically, opppsss!!!! This is HENG DAI!!! oh ya.... and get ang pao also lol!!!

Phew!!!!! Time to rest, sorry guys! No pics taken by me, my photo shooting skill sux! haha... will upload later if i manage to get them fr the rest!!

Ok, I know this is lame because it's forwarded by my colleague,
Calvin Wong!!! HoHoHo!!!

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One Saudi was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A.Visa

Consul: What is your name?
Saudi: Meshal
Consul: Sex?
Saudi: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Saudi: both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Saudi: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Saudi:Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Saudi: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

*Soon Keat: I'm not the one who play badminton laaaa!!! hehe*

Good News (3) : A brand new Yee Lin

My friend Chai Yee Lin

wahh, not this...

OMG.....

Hehe!! ok, enough of the prank! (sorry Carmen, hope you don't mind about this ya)

Back to the topic, I'm so glad that you finally get rid of that jerk!!! Sorry again carmen, i may sound abit harsh here but i can't control after knowing what he did.

It's abit suprise to hear that you already make up your mind to start your new life in Singapore but its all for you own good. As a friend, I've nothing much to say but to support you and wish you all da best for your future undertaking. Believe in yourself and strive hard to achieve it!!! Anyway, don't forget us here in M'sia and i believe we will sure visit you one day in S'pore!
Take good care, my friend!



Finally, something about myself! Gosh....

Sawadikap...kap kap kap!!! Yeah.... I'm going to Bangkok with my lou poh zai at 25 August 2007! Just booked the air ticket with Airasia and it cost me around 800! But i think nothing is more valuable than the smile on her face! :">

Actually the trip is to celebrate her birthday this year!!! Hope we will have a wonderful moment and unforgetable memories there! See you in August, Bangkok!

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That's all for now, but i promise more to come!!!
Thanks for viewing and Stay tune! Heheh!

Here are some good and bad news that happen to my friends recently. Hmmm, good or bad news first?? let's share the bad news 1st because later it will sounds better after knowing the good news. argh.... WTH am i trying to tell? ishhh wateva!!!!!!!! >.<" ********************************************************************************* Bad news (1): Chee Hong's "baby" was kidnapped by some BASTARD!!!

Chee Hong, my secondary school mate. His "baby" which is only 1 years old got kidnapped by some ind*an BASTARD when he's hanging out with his friends at Meng Tin, Taman Megah. I've been there before and it's a crowded place. The society is getting sick weay, we don't know what things can these animal do nowadays, they are so daring! My gold necklace for my 21st birthday was also snatched by these sick BASTARD!!!!

Oh ya, his "baby" is actually this. A very nice and cool babe!! argh... wasted ... poor guy!!




Back to the case, it all started by a fake accident. Those BASTARD purposely hit his car and when he get off the car to negotiate, 1 of the BASTARD get down of their car as well. Chee hong didn't realise that fella was carrying parang and when they are near, he show his parang and ask for the car key. Luckily all of them manage to get down the car before he drove the car away, none of them are hurt during the incident. God Bless!!!

Lesson learn: Please don't get down of your car immediately when people hit your car, make sure they get down of their car first and with nothing Suspicious . If those are i*dian, better beware and be cautious!! Drive anyway if necessary, its better for you to lose the money to repair the damage compare to your precious car!!!



Bad news (2): Phaik Gaik was admitted to hospital cause of DENGUE !!!

Phaik gaik, my junior in MMU. She's currently working in Singapore and got bad luck a week back. She was admitted to hospital because bitten by the little devil and then infected by dengue. Poor gal, hope she'll get well soon and may god bless you.

She should be ok by now anyway. I know i know, its abit late to blog about this... :(

Sorry, Phaik Gaik!! ohya, she have a blog too, feel free to visit.

*Kill them before they bite you!!!!!!!*

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ZzzzZz .... too tired..... to be continueeeee.
Good news coming soon........

Another sweet article forwared by Choon Liang to all.

Thanks to Choon Liang for reminding me of all the precious memories during my childhood and for reminding me that I'm already in mid 20's!!! @##%$^%^@#@# muahahaha~~

Here it goes...........

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If you are Msia's 80s baby,read through this
(if you are not also can read geh :P)

we grew up watching Transformers,Thundercats, Woody Woodpecker,Chipmunks, Mickey Mouse, Jem, Mask,Ninja Turtles, Voltron, Baja Hitam,Ultraman n not forgettin POWER RANGERS and BUGS BUNNY!!!and anderra yippa mice?:), McGyver ?



had to brush our teeths during recess at primary school? had to hold plasticcups, line up with your classmates side by side and start brushing our teeths at some open area... or maybe near some drain?? do you still remember that we had 'dentist' rooms where we had to have our teeths check?not to forget our 'program minum susu'in primary school.. everybody is suppose to buy like cartons of milk that costed 30 cents.. and you would see everyonedrinking it everyday...its d UHT milk...

the teachers who would want to punish us must use yellow rulers to hit us on our palms?? 1 metre length..

that a bowl of mi-hun soup or some soup only costed 50 cents at the school canteen...

went to some sundry shop near the school or to the 'roti' man waiting outside our schools so that we can buy junk food like chickedees, mamee, ding dang with some toys in it, 'Ti Kam', ice-cream and we would play games like monopoly, uno, old maid, and all other card games like that...

another fun time would be during Pendidikan Jasmani. the boys would play football while the girls wouldplay netball... and it would be like we were playing in the world cup...

but of course. the best would be main guli, batu seremban, bottle caps, ice-cream sticks, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-three', Cops and Robbers, main kejar-kejar, duduk getah... and for the not so active, those kind of 'bookgames' where we would use buku latihan to draw and ask our friends to play... * what's batu seremban and duduk getah?? damn I must have miss it!! grr*

do you remember the ice-cream tubes which are actually ice and colouring that are sold for 10 to 20 cents.. the colourful ones.. where you usually bite off the top to glup it down. orange tastes d best..(pop-ice)

*I used to keep ice-cream stick to challenge others!! haha guess he miss out this game! hoho*

what about days when we felt like doing naughty things such as folding paper so small to make 'lastik' amd shoot each other... how about throwing chalks??

back then, micheal jackson was just turning white.. and still had albums coming out.. compared to CD's, we were listening to tapes that sold for RM9.90...

in computer class, we were still using black and white computer moniters..played 'Atari'... maybe SEGA or NINTENDO..well, are we all getting older or what?

*This babe here looks familiar to you?? hehe*

1) if you understand what you have read and you are smiling...
2) we have friends from school that are already married...
3) we shake our heads everytime we see high school students fussing about their handphones in school..
4) we don't hang on phone with our friends for hours a day talking about nothing...
5) when we meet back with our friends from time to time, we feel excited and happy talking about old times, the funny 'adventures' or stories that we experienced as a kid..
6) last but not least, that when you read this, you would think of all the happy & sad memories that you have experienced when you were still a kid and would think of forwarding this to your old friends that you have known since forever... i'm sure they would have a huge smile on their face after reading this.....

p.s: if u feel u're one of them who experinced this, repost this to share it wif ur frens... ;)

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Hehe, I choose to share it this way, hope u guys don't mind! :">
(too lazy to forward, lol)

Funny but true??

@ 2:03 AM

I've received an email from my friend, Eva Chew recently about an article which i feel funny but true. So I've decided to share it with you guys here! Hope it brings a little laughter to brighten up your day, Enjoy!

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男人最怕的三个答案 (Three answers most scared by men)

（1）随 便 (Whatever)

男：今天 晚上咱们吃什么？ Men: What to have for dinner?
女：随便。 Women: Whatever..
男：吃火锅吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女：不行，吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
男：要不咱们吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女：昨天刚吃的川菜，今天又吃....... Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
男：那咱们吃海鲜去？ Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女：海鲜不好，吃了拉肚子。Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
男：那你说吃什么？ Men: Then what you suggest?
女：随便。Women : Whatever..

（2）都行 (Anything)

男：那咱们现在到底做什么？ Men: So what should we do now?
女：都行。Women: Anything
男：看电影怎么样？很久没看电影了。Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女：电影有啥好看的，耽误时间。Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
男：那打保龄球，运动运动？ Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女：大热天的运什么动啊，不嫌累啊？ Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
男：那找个咖啡店坐坐，喝点水。Men: Then find a café and have drink
女：喝咖啡影响睡眠。Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男：那你说干什么？ Men: Then what you suggest?
女：都行！ Women: Anything

（3）看你 (You decide)

男：那咱们干脆回家好了。 Men: Then we just go home lo
女：看你。Women: You decide
男：坐公车吧，我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
女：公车又脏又挤，算了吧。Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
男：那就打车走。Men: Ok we will take Taxi
女：这么近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
男：那走路好了，散散步？ Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女：空着肚子散哪门子步啊？ Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男：那你想怎么着啊？ Men: Then what you suggest?
女：看你。Women: You decide
男：那就先吃饭？ Men: Let's have dinner first
女：随便。Women: Whatever...
男：吃什么？ Men: Eat what?
女：都行 Women: Anyting

（看看四下无人，杀了她......） (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

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Credit to Eva Chew, Thanks Eva!!!!